There once was a poor fisherman
Whose wife nagged him to become wealthy.
The man caught a fish
Who gave him one wish.
Now his wife serves hot dish
And his blood pressure's so much more healthy.
There once was a cranky old fish
Whose wife nagged him to be affluent.
The fish made a wish.
Now his wife's on a dish
Owned by Lillian Gish
And all of the kids have gone truant.
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