Mr. Smarty Pants and Miss Fancy Pants

There was a young man from Nantz
who loved his home country of France.
When he went out at night,
people cried, "He's so bright!"
For he always wore his smarty pants.

There was a young princess named Nancy,
who was said to be terribly antsy.
When she went to the town,
people cried, "Where's her crown?"
Then "who cares since her slacks are so fancy?"