The Eyes Have It

Be careful!
when you open the fridge.
The kitchen has eyes, ya know.

Don't believe me?
Ask your mom.
She'll tell you that it's so.

Why just last night
the eye of rib
was staring back at me.

But his stare was nothin'
compared to the glare
I got from the black-eyed pea!

Now, I don't mean
to scare you stiff,
but the kitchen is full of spies.

Why just last week,
a kid got busted
‘cause the potatoes have eyes.

Shhhhh! I'm not one,
I'm really not the kind,
to prey on fears.

But be careful
what you say, 'cause
it's rumored the corn has ears!