Friday, December 4, 2009
Moonlight, so bright
Coyote Boy
Monday, November 23, 2009
Pantaloons and Silly Buffoons
but I don't think that's fair.
I prefer to be called "Fancy Pants",
since I wore my favorite pair.
Dad says I should have tried to enhance
my education at school.
I should have worn my smarty pants
so I won't seem a fool.
But I'm not worried about my grade
though I'm not as smart as some teens.
'Cause Grandpa says I've got it made
since intelligence runs in my jeans.
H. Dumpty, Esq.
The Science of the Lambs
whose name was Sweet Clarisse
with fiery eyes and tiny hooves
and golden, wooly fleece.
The March of Time
Tic toc tic toc.
Seconds slip by my bedroom clock.
Minutes, hours, days and ages
vanish like the once famous sages.
Could the Mayans or Aztecs or Egyptian kings
have known the power of their time machines?
When did man become a slave
to calendars and schedules from birth to the grave?
Tic toc tic toc.
An epoch marches past my clock.
The Mongolian Steppe
My aunt Mimi's crazy and that's a fact!
She says she wants a Manchurian yak
and to live in a yurt, which is a kind of tent.
(I'm still not sure what she meant.)
But the thing that I don't understand
is why she'd leave our home for a land
where everyone lives in the open-air
and camps out year-round on a giant stair!
The Yurt
It's a round Mongolian tent.
No, it's not a tee-pee.
When you visit, you'll see...
Though the floor's made of dirt,
there's nothing quite like my new yurt!
Huh?
does that mean orange lollipops?
If orange slices and red gum drops,
does that mean chocolate tootsie pops?
Easy as Pi(e) or Pie R Squared
Smart Aleck
though I'm not sure why or who.
But this morning, at breakfast
Mom called me something new!
And when I got to school,
the teacher said it too!
I finally was recognized
for all the stuff I knew!
Then, out on the playground,
they must have heard of my fame!
'Cause all the other kids
called me by my new name!
It's good to be noticed
for being so smart!
Yep, Aleck is a good name.
It's better than the old name, Bart.
Theory of Relativity
or quantum gravity,
but I have my very own
theory of relativity.
My mom says I'm a genius.
My dad says I'm a snot.
My sister says I'm dangerous.
My brother says I'm not.
My Aunt Mable swears, though
I'm not sure how it can be,
that she's a monkey's uncle.
Eh, it's all relative to me!
Monkey See. Monkey Do.
our teacher warns as we go to the zoo.
First stop for our motley crew,
the simian house with its apes that go "oo".
Oo, ee, oo, oo.
Monkey see. Monkey do.
The chimpanzees are flinging goo.
What's that? You say it's ...poo-poo?
The boys giggle and yell, "Woo hoo!"
The girls scream a collective "ewwwww."
Teacher turns a greenish hue
as she laughs & straightens her beehive hairdo,
then smirks as she changes her warning to,
"Monkey see. Monkey doo-doo."
The Short-Sighted Man
built his house on the sand
with only a view of today.
Though he was warned
that when it stormed,
his house would wash away,
the near-sighted man
stuck his head in the sand
while the wind blew his home in the bay.
The far-sighted man
first made a plan.
He developed a strategy.
Since he knew it was sound
to build on firm ground,
he drew up a plan that he
would build his home
of mortar and stone
and avoided a tragedy.
The Tree of Hope
Long ago, when the world was young,
my father gave me a seed.
He gave me a trowel and a tiny spade
and taught me to water and weed.
I made the seed an earthy bed
and covered it tenderly,
and sang of the wonders wrapped inside
that miraculous mystery.
And sometimes while it slept, I dreamt
of the greatness in that seed.
Perhaps it was a money tree
with riches enough for my need.
Or maybe it would bear a kind
of life-sustaining fruit.
I dreamt of its healing, pulpy flesh
when I spied the first green shoot.
That seed unknowingly bore my hopes
through many countless years.
I buried broken vows near it
and watered it with my tears.
No money grew on its branches.
No fruit did it yield.
And yet, my dreams seemed entwined
with that tree in the barren field.
Autumn winds stripped it bare.
Winter's bite brought freeze.
Cold, spring rains fell on it.
Summer breathed new leaves.
Then one night beneath the boughs,
I prayed for the reveille
and awoke to find a happy branch
with a marvelous swing in the tree!
Lady X and Mister E
"My, what EXceptional progeny!
Don't you agree?"
ask Mrs. and Mr. E.
Blame It On the Pixies
"Did you pinch your sister?"
asked Mom angrily.
Not me! Not me!
It must have been the pixie.
"Why is your room so dirty?"
Dad asked testily.
It wasn't me! It wasn't me.
It must have been a pixie.
"Who spilled the milk?"
asked Grammy irritably.
Not me! Not me!
It must have been the pixie.
"Who wants a hug?"
asked Mother tenderly.
"Pick me! Pick me!"
yelled a pixie mischievously.
"Who dropped this shiny quid?"
asked dear, sweet Uncle Sid.
"I did! I did,"
said the pixie disguised as a kid.
Barnyard Critters
The dog is on the loose!
Chick, chick, cow.
The dog says, "Bow-wow."
Another Riddle (2)
BOOM! The cannons sound.
CRACK! The whip is followed by
gargantuan hooves that pound.
What am I?
Psalm 30:5
upon precious, golden wings.
Despair quickly vanished
with the grace that first light brings.
Faith brought more strength to me.
Mercy rode each rosy ray.
Forgiveness washed my grieving soul
as peace came with the break of day.
If I Were an Astrophysicist
would I cease to be
amazed by the magic
and the wonderful mystery
in the rising of the evening star
or the dance of the galaxy?
Would I trade the magic
of wishing on a star
for mathematical calculations
of galaxies afar,
Afraid
but I'm afraid I'll be bit by a shark.
I'd like to go spelunking,
but I'm afraid of the dark.
I'd like to go rock climbing,
but I'm afraid of heights.
I'd like to star in a Broadway show,
but I'm afraid of spotlights.
I'd like to learn to sail,
but I'm afraid I'll drown.
I'd like to marry royalty,
but I’m afraid of wearing a crown.
I'm afraid to stay on the shore,
but I'm afraid to go.
I'm afraid the answer is "yes,"
but I'm afraid it might be "no."
I'm afraid to find at the end of my life
that I was afraid to give,
but I'm more afraid to realize
that I was afraid to live.
Garlands
Garland in my hair.
Garland of May flowers
for dancing at the May fair.
Garland of holly and ivy,
Garland upon the door.
Garland for my wedding day
when I arrive on that distant shore.
Stolen Things
was all my guilty pleasure.
A stolen glance long ago
became my only treasure.
The Lightkeeper's Vow
when your light is dim and the winds blow,
that's when I promise that I will leave
a light for you in the window.
FRECKLES!
Even though Mom says they're sweet,
like tiny angel footprints
I hate freckles!
'Cause he used a permanent marker
I hate freckles.
Under Cover (a bedtime rhyme)
He's Agent 9.
We've gone under cover
to solve a crime.
Our flashlight shows us
clues in the night.
Dad says, "Go to sleep
and turn off that light!"
Poor Kid
Now he wears 2 eye patches.
Poor kid. Poor kid.
Too bad he always did
exactly what his mother forbid.
Willy Nilly threw sticks and stones.
Now he has 4 broken bones.
Poor kid. Poor kid.
Too bad he always did
exactly what his mother forbid.
Crazy Maizy ran with knives.
If she were a cat, she'd have 8 lives.
Poor kid. Poor kid.
Too bad she always did
exactly what her mother forbid.
Chester the Jester played in traffic.
I'd tell you what happened,
but it's much too graphic.
Poor kid. Poor kid.
Too bad he always did
exactly what his mother forbid.
Poor kid. Poor kid.
Too bad each always did
exactly what their mothers forbid.
If only each kid hadn't been
to woefully poor to pay attention!
The Eyes Have It
when you open the fridge.
The kitchen has eyes, ya know.
Don't believe me?
Ask your mom.
She'll tell you that it's so.
Why just last night
the eye of rib
was staring back at me.
But his stare was nothin'
compared to the glare
I got from the black-eyed pea!
Now, I don't mean
to scare you stiff,
but the kitchen is full of spies.
Why just last week,
a kid got busted
‘cause the potatoes have eyes.
Shhhhh! I'm not one,
I'm really not the kind,
to prey on fears.
But be careful
what you say, 'cause
it's rumored the corn has ears!
Friday, November 20, 2009
Dreamin'
They say don't even try.
They say that I am only one.
They say all dreams must die.
They say not even Attila the Hun,
though he was a brave sort of guy,
would ever attempt what others shun.
They say I am aiming too high.
But they don't know what I know-
no matter what they say.
And little dreams begin to grow
in spite of the "no's" anyway.
They say that dreams are for sleepin',
that day dreams will just make me fall.
But I know that even pipe-dreamin'
is better than no dreams at all.
Mime's the Word
Jack Frost
Bubble Trouble
Wobbly Knees and Knobby Trees (The Treeherd's Song)
Pie Sale
Get your pie while it's hot:
Imagination's Invitation
Imagination's Door
I know a secret place in my room
In the house at the end of the street;
A place of hope or epic doom
Where lions and centaurs meet.
I know a secret door near my bed.
It's one of many I own.
Doors of all colors and shapes in my head,
One green as emerald, one shaped like stone.
There's a magical world inside my room
In the house at the end of the street.
Like tapestries woven on a fairy loom
Are tales spun of love and defeat.
One door leads me to hot, desert nights,
One door to wolves in the snow.
One door opens to whimsical flights
With magical beans that grow.
Oh, the marvelous worlds and creatures I've seen
From my room in the house at the end of the street!
From Solomon's mines to a Narnian queen
To naiads near meadows of wheat.
I've met pirates and men of low reputations
And Dickensian children whose spirits were weary.
I've been lost on the moors and exiled from nations.
I've known red-haired orphans decidedly cheery.
I've teased and joked and sweated fears
With each and every friend.
At times, we laughed our way through tears
Or thought our hearts would never mend.
I know a secret door in my room
In the house at the end of the street;
A door to hope dispelling all gloom
and adventures I can't wait to meet.
(Author's note: By the way, I alluded to at least 15 different stories in this rhyme. Can you guess which tales I meant? Which stories do you think of?)
Monsters Under the Bed
Cloud Parade
Floating in the pool,
gazing up at the sky,
I saw a rider and two camels
slowly saunter by.
A dragon chased a knight
who battled valiantly.
And then a huge mosquito
danced with a bumble bee.
A hippo sailed a pirate's ship
with a mermaid at the bow.
Next I saw a flying pig,
while a palm tree kissed a cow.
A giant reptile reared its head
and dazzled me with its smile.
But I could tell by the tears it shed
that it was a crocodile.
Fluffy, pink cotton candy
won a race with the March Hare.
A cottage made of gingerbread
relaxed upon a puffy chair.
A crowd of merry faces,
all dressed in masquerade.
Floating, lovely, lazy clouds
meander on parade.
Poet's Canvas
A Rose By Any Other Name
Did I ever tell you of the rose
which insisted on being called "Lily"?
The sweetest flower that grows
is also incredibly silly.
Mr. Smarty Pants and Miss Fancy Pants
who loved his home country of France.
When he went out at night,
people cried, "He's so bright!"
For he always wore his smarty pants.
There was a young princess named Nancy,
who was said to be terribly antsy.
When she went to the town,
people cried, "Where's her crown?"
Then "who cares since her slacks are so fancy?"
Birthday Wishes
Dance of the Trees
Hidden in a hollow, shrouded by the trees,
I lay upon a mossy hill and felt the autumn breeze.
He danced upon my face and touched my strawberry hair
and then he laughed and leaped - making pirouettes in the air.
He tickled an old, hoary oak as he giggled and swayed and spun.
An aspen caught the beat and tapped a rhythm upon her trunk.
A stately elm bowed to the fir who graciously nodded her head.
And they danced a reel as the maple shook her robes of brilliant red.
A gaggle of silly pine trees shivered at the edge of the dell
and dropped their dainty 'kerchiefs while under the breeze's spell.
The breeze danced higher and higher still as he soared above the trees.
The trees waved and wept as they sighed and said their goodbyes to the autumn breeze.
If
If moonlight were silver
and sunlight were gold,
I'd be richer than Croesus
by the time I am old.
If raindrops were diamonds
that fell from the sky,
I'd dance in spring showers,
but I'd still be dry.
The Sheep Are in the Meadow
The sheep are in the meadow
high above the town.
The shepherdess sings to them
as they come leaping down.
The cows are in the barnyard
eating corn and hay.
The farmer wants to move them
to the hills on old May Day.
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(In medieval Europe, May Day was not only a day of feasting, gathering of May flowers and dancing around the May Pole, but also the time on the calendar when shepherds and farmers moved their flocks and herds to higher, greener pastures. Farm workers and estate hands could apply for new jobs on May Day, as it was also considered a sort of Job Fair day.)
Star Song
Stars in the night sky watch over me.
Sing me a song of the deep mystery.
Stars in the black sky sing me a tune.
Tell me the tale of the man in the moon.
Stars in the night sky twinkle and shine,
filling my heart with your silvery wine.
Stars in the black sky teach me to pray
and lead me back home when I've wandered astray.
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(I was pondering the stars and their role in the lives of men. We have used them to navigate for eons ,while many still hang their hopes and dreams on a horoscope, based on an interpretation of the movement of stars and planets. Abraham - who most likely had been a priest in ancient Ur- had a conversation with God under the stars and held fast to the hope that God's promise to him would come true some day. Some say that the Hebrew phrase for "counting the stars" in this same story could also be interpreted to "recount the story of the stars" or to interpret the gospel message hidden in the constellations or Zodiac.)
Spring Gala
Skull & Cross Bones (or Make No Bones About It)
If fish bones were wish bones,
I'd stand on the deck
of my fierce pirate ship
and go up with the wreck!
If funny bones were money bones,
I'd load up my treasure
from Davy Jones' locker,
and I'd spend it at leisure.
If collar bones were hollar bones,
I'd stick out my neck
and scream when I'm hit there
'cause it sure hurts like heck!
The Rose Without a Thorn
a shy, Spanish rose bowed her head.
The English king made her his royal wife,
but crushed her soon after they wed.
The king was bewitched by a red-headed beauty
before the first rose had fled.
But the red rose had thorns which bit his hands,
so he struck her and plucked off her head.
Yet there in the English garden court,
stood a proud rose with thorns galore.
The king was enchanted by her intrigues,
but she died while a man-child she bore.
Then soon to the garden of the king
came a wise rose called "my lady fair."
But the king was quickly put off by her
and called her the "Flander's Mare."
With a kiss on her petals, he sent her away.
From his beautiful court, she was banned.
Now she's the king's sister and there she stays
in her far-away castle with servants and land.
The king sent for all his gardeners.
The buglers sounded the horn
as he solemnly charged each noble man
to find him a rose without thorn.
It didn't take long to find her.
She was silly and young; a coquette.
The king rejoiced in his rose sans thorns
and made her his red royal pet.
But rumors soon enveloped the bloom;
the apple of the king's eye.
Then, tearfully, his heart pierced through,
he ordered his red rose to die.
The king made a search throughout the land
for a blushing rose without thorn
and discovered a quiet, yellow rose
whose petals were crumpled and worn.
Oh, the thorns of rumor and intrigue!
Oh, the thorns of murder and strife!
Oh, the roses in Henry's garden
only wanted to be the king's wife.
Dear Miss Potter
Did you wish for a daughter?
Would you tell me, please, how you fare?
For spring is nigh
and I fear that I
like the lambs have nothing to wear, to wear.
Like the lambs, I have nothing to wear.
Dear Miss Potter,
If I were your daughter,
I should know very well how you fare.
Summer is come.
Hark! The mid-summer's drum
beats for dancers with nary a care. No care!
Beats for dancers with nary a care.
Dear Miss Potter,
If I were your daughter,
Would you paint me a cloak to wear?
For autumn is nigh
and I fear that my
arms like the branches are bare, so bare.
Arms like the branches are bare.
Dear Miss Potter,
I wish I were your daughter.
Please tell me now how you fare.
For winter is here
and I hear there is cheer
to be found at your hearth so dear, so dear.
To be found at your hearth so dear.
The Cracked Pot
its light bringing hope and warmth.
A crude, clay jar sits in the corner;
humble, cracked, unadorned.
Strangers have taken heart at the sight
of this small, simple vessel of earth.
They smile and remember better times
as its light in the darkness ebbs forth.
Beautiful vases and bowls fill the home
of the potter who formed them from clay.
Some are set with precious stones
which glitter and shine all day.
But it's the rude, cracked pot upon the hearth
which cheers the souls of men
as the light peeks through its brokenness
and its warmth speaks the final "Amen."
My Cup of Tea
red tea, black.
Chai tea, high tea,
Who wants a snack?
White tea, green tea,
apricot, peach, cranberry.
Acai with blueberry.
Dragonwell, almond, spiced mate',
jasmine, mango and Earl Grey,
Tung Ting Jade keeps the doctor away.
Cinnamon, lemongrass, citrus peel,
rosehips, ginger, chamomile,
ginseng and apple, sure to heal!
White tea, green tea,
red tea, black.
chai tea, high tea,
Who wants a snack?
I Spy
He's always up to no good.
He's such a cheeky, sneaky lad.
He never does what he should.
And today I caught him at it again
He'll regret it one of these days!
For I'm sure that it's a mortal sin
To spy while the vicar prays!
The Tooth Fairy
Yesterday I lost my tooth!
And my big brother said
That no one takes a used-up tooth
And gives you a dollar instead
(and he swears this is the honest truth,
So help him God, it's not a lie
Or he'll go blind in his right eye
or even worse, he'll have to die).
He says the tooth fairy is a hoax.
There's no such thing as magical folks.
And I got mad and started to cry
And Dad sighed and shouted, "oh swell!"
Then Mom came in and asked him why
he always had to yell.
(But first she let me have some pie
'fore dinner if I didn't tell.)
And just to prove my brother wrong last night,
I tucked my tooth 'neath my pillow tight.
And this morning, at breakfast, Dad's face was red
As I showed him the twenty-dollar bill from my bed.
And brother just sat there shaking his head.
But Momma smiled and sweetly said
That brother should never, ever swear!
And as for his eyes, he'd better take care.
And always wear clean underwear.
Making Christmas Magic
I asked my mom today where Christmas cheer comes from.
She winked and laughed in her teasing voice
And joked, "in a cup of rum".
I watched her sprinkle sugar on cookies for Aunt Marie
And smiled secretly to myself when it occurred to me,
That Momma's not just baking cookies and pies and cakes.
There has to be some magic in those goodies that she makes.
There's eggnog for Uncle Ronny
'cause he really likes it a lot!
And punkin' pie for Johnny
Watch out! It's piping hot!
Aunt Betty gets a real fruit cake.
Tea cakes for Grandma Sue.
Dutch apple pie for Cousin Blake
It's topped with ice cream too.
Momma says there's always room
For friends and family,
'Cause nothing chases away the gloom
Like a fresh, hot cup of tea
Or maybe hot cocoa with frothy, whipped cream
And a dash of cinnamon or two.
The grownups get a shot of steam
in a cappuccino, too.
The kids are running and giggling and playin'
The grownups are telling the same tired, old jokes
And everyone knows what no one is sayin',
"It's good to be home with you folks."
And Momma's face is pretty
as she beams on everyone
and fills another cup of tea.
Her magic has begun.
Icarus... retold
Daedalus and Icarus,
father and son,
longed to be free
from their island prison.
Daedalus said, "Icarus,
here's what we will do.
We'll fashion wings from feathers
and wax and branches, too."
So Daedalus and Icarus
persisted night and day
to fabricate wings of hope
to carry them far away.
Now Daedalus warned Icarus,
"Don't fly too near the sun,
or all our months of labor
will find us soon undone."
Then Daedalus and Icarus,
befeathered father and son,
began the slow ascent
on their day of freedom.
Daedalus and Icarus
soared on waxen wings
and flew above the boundaries
of lowly, earthly things.
Daedalus and Icarus
winged flight from prison sought.
But Icarus, as he went up,
his father's words forgot.
Daedalus cried, "Icarus,
the sun's rays are too hot!"
But Icarus was far away
and heard his father not.
Then Daedalus saw Icarus
fly too close to the sun
and saw his heart's joy fall to earth,
his mortal wings undone.
Daedalus mourned Icarus,
his own beloved son,
"Your freedom was cut short today
before it had begun."
The Meteor Shower
"Come outside for a shower!" Dad said.
So out I ran, shower cap on my head.
With my rubber ducky and in the bare,
at first I didn't notice the neighbor's stare.
With a bar of soap, I had zipped out the door.
That's when I heard my neighbors roar.
"Just what kind of shower do you think this is?"
demanded the crowd led by my sister Liz.
And boy, I can tell you, my face was red!
"Come outside for a shower," he'd said!